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"iM soDRunk I Cant TYPe LOL"

- someone who isnt drunk (via smallvagina)

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Best.Youtube.Comment.Ever.

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intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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autumnjasper:

I agree little kitty

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pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

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funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

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valstiel:

wow i look better than usual

ruinedchildhood:

Malcolm “in the middle” [x]

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