"There is a crack in everything.
That’s how the light gets in."
- Leonard Cohen, Selected Poems, 1956-1968 (via feellng)
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
i’ll always love you ‘cause we grew up together and you helped make me who i am. i just wanted you to know there will be a piece of you in me always, and i’m grateful for that. whatever someone you become, and wherever you are in the world, i’m sending you love. you’re my friend to the end.
— her (2013)
(Source: bonhivers, via evieinw0nderland)
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: hunterandrewpence, via cringing)
A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
a metaphor of my life
best moment on television. ever.
(Source: falloutdouche, via cringing)