Okay you’re pretty, your face is a work of art, your smile could light up New York City after dark

Okay you’re pretty, your face is a work of art, your smile could light up New York City after dark

plagal:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

image

pasty-tomato:

Sounds like Jane wants to fight

pasty-tomato:

Sounds like Jane wants to fight

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

mastersynn:

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach

Well no wonder we all fucked up

mastersynn:

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach

Well no wonder we all fucked up

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

  • YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
    me to all my friends:
  • you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
    me to myself: