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shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

jellyworld:

Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.

(via di-scovering)

immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

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(via disney-channel-original-movie)

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fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

spenceromg:

walt has no chill

(via mattyy75)

How to ask a guy out by Raven Baxter

(Source: fyeahthatssoraven, via lustingforloving)

(Source: animalcell, via guy)

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How to ask a guy out by Raven Baxter

(Source: fyeahthatssoraven, via lustingforloving)

harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

(via mattyy75)

"I’d done drugs for the first time in this field. I had sex, not for the first time, but I’ve done it in this field!" xxx

(Source: underneathstarrysky, via mattyy75)